Of course you are all wondering
what I must be up to while
Mum dog and Big Dog are away.
It appears old dogs CAN learn new tricks.
I now have an opposable claw,
and can type.
I do my guard duty every day.
But the best thing is,
I have learned how to run with the bike!
At first my people wore an all over black skin thing
they said was to protect them in case I saw a cat,
but I was too busy running.
Now my people wear normal clothes
and I can run and run and run.
See how I take a corner!
Mumdog and Big dog
will be so impressed.
Afterwards I was pooped out.
I get two runs and two walks a day.
I am so lucky.
My people say I got a postcard
from Europe.
I couldn't eat it.
I ate my teddy instead.
He is looking thin and eyeless.
I say hello to Crosby next door.
He likes to chase the ball.
He does not know about cats.
After dinner I work on the Kong a bit.
There always seems to be something in there..
I love to hog the couch at night.
My people say I am being myself,
which must be a good thing.
I may have to send an email
to Mum dog next,
with my opposable claw
with my opposable claw
as I know she is missing me.
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ReplyDelete~~~an opposable claw!!~~~
Get Out!
:-0
{{ i love
when that happens.... }}}
sweet boy, they are going to be so impressed with you when they get back.
ReplyDeletesuch a handsome boy! I bet you hear that all the time. ;0)
ReplyDeleteAww Bruce you're so clever, next you'll be riding the bike.
ReplyDeleteBruce it's fabulous to read all about your day, you are so clever to teach your uncle how to ride a bike so that you can take him out every day. Well done lad.
ReplyDeleteDear Bruce, that is the best gulag I have ever seen! 2 runs and 2 walks plus a teddy and treats to eat and big fat cushions to sleep in? If I were you, I'd put out feelers to see if the humans you're with would like A Permanent Dog. That'll teach MumDog and BigDog to desert you for some cheese and vino. Hooroo! X
ReplyDeletetea hea hea
ReplyDeleteWooHoo Bruce -You da DAWG and there aint no denying it!
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sue
ps you seem to be holding up well without your Ma and Pa ....
Bummer about the in-edible postcard, Bruce. But I think it is stunning and awesome that you can run with the bike now! Flossy is inspired - and MD and BD will be so pleased. xxoo, sus
ReplyDeleteI Love Bruce Dog!!!
ReplyDeletebruce roools.
ReplyDeleteWishing for the versatility of an opposable claw. Most of my toys are eyeless and thin, too. Yay, Bruce. xo
ReplyDeleteBruce darling,
ReplyDeleteFirst off, All postcards are edible. Especially French Postcards.
Next, its a'dogs Right of Passage to throw a party when big dogs go away.
A big party. Open the doors. Invite everyone invite the stars the cats the strays.
Haven't you read Miss Manners?!
and ps.: the claw grows because it wants you to open Champagne.
ok. beer if you need to, but hurry...
Seize the Day Dog, Seize the Day!
Hey WOOF Bruce, you're a wonder dog, but that's expected considering the company you keep.
ReplyDeleteWonderful to see you being the amazing, fit, handsome, healthy and much loved Bruce you are ... WOOF :)
Oh Bruce...Hoagy so wants to come and visit with you. He doesn't have an opposable claw yet but he said he realllllly wants to run with you. But, alas, not sit in the hold of a plane for a day or two! Glad you're having a blast while Mum Dog is away. I bet she misses you fierce.
ReplyDeleteLove this!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHello Bruce - you are clever to be able to run next to the bike and not get run over. Monty Dog played a bit with a hedgehog today. I think he got a bit close for comfort because he was spitting things out. Luckily the hedgehog rolled into a ball and was safe. Monty sends his love and says he had a red kong. xxx
ReplyDeleteBruce, you are one of the handsomest athletic and ingenius pups around. That opposable claw changes everything!!
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