Rosie modelling the green oneI could go into a long rave
about how hound had his own party last night,
levitating an entire meat tray off the
kitchen bench where it was de frosting,
dragging the entire plastic wrapped
mound through the doggy door
to gormandize it on the lawn
while I slept.
Then lie panting
full stomach
on his bed
for the rest of the day
with just one chewed bone by
his side for company...
which is why he was unavailable
to haul his giant belly
downstairs to pick the winner.
As he is now at
fat camp
about how hound had his own party last night,
levitating an entire meat tray off the
kitchen bench where it was de frosting,
dragging the entire plastic wrapped
mound through the doggy door
to gormandize it on the lawn
while I slept.
Then lie panting
full stomach
on his bed
for the rest of the day
with just one chewed bone by
his side for company...
which is why he was unavailable
to haul his giant belly
downstairs to pick the winner.
As he is now at
fat camp
gorgeousonebigspunk picked
three numbers at random and here they are:
three numbers at random and here they are:
Crazy Jane was number 16
and wins a pink wig!
I like her for her chickens and nude doll guilt.
She detests emoticons and lol speak in
blogs and is unashamedly kooky,
all excellent blogging qualities.
and wins a pink wig!
I like her for her chickens and nude doll guilt.
She detests emoticons and lol speak in
blogs and is unashamedly kooky,
all excellent blogging qualities.
Cady is not into blogs about other people's children
(does that mean the two or the four legged kind?
But you can forgive her because she is only 19
and her ovaries are not givng her grief yet..)
wins the second prize of a hallowig in her choice of color.
(does that mean the two or the four legged kind?
But you can forgive her because she is only 19
and her ovaries are not givng her grief yet..)
wins the second prize of a hallowig in her choice of color.
Mia was the magic number 12 and gets the book.
See her awesome crochet here: Mia inspired
me to learn ripple stitch
and make my first ripple dog blankie.
See her awesome crochet here: Mia inspired
me to learn ripple stitch
and make my first ripple dog blankie.
No stopping to 2010!
The dog looks pretty happy to me.
ReplyDeleteDogs like to eat a lot!
Happy New Year from Buster in New York
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ReplyDeleteOMG! What a wonderful surprise to end this year! Thanks a million. And best wishes for 2010 - may it give you lots of inspiration for new projects to come :)
ReplyDeleteQuite a wild ride of a post.
ReplyDeleteDid you know Stephen King's mangling happened because he was walking by the side of the road and a man who had gotten a notion to drive into Derry for Mars Bars was turning around a the wheel, trying to keep a couple of Dobermans away from an ice chest with meat in it? Aren't you glad you know now?
Aw - glad doggie has a great Xmas breakfast!
ReplyDeleteYay! I won, I won - I feel like Sally Field!! I soooooo wanted one of those glorious wigs and am also delighted to see poor naked dolly on your post! I like any colour you would care to send as serendipity is a colour that suits me well. Thanks so much Denise and dearrrrrr dog.
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ReplyDeleteCongrats to winners and all the best wishes for the coming year.
ReplyDeletehave fun
x Ribbon
Dear Baxter,
ReplyDeleteYou rock Mate!
Love Bryn.
i think Hound and i had the same thing for dinner...
ReplyDeletei owe you for a great laugh... my sister had a dog who took a whole cooked roast off the counter while she went to the end of her street, it was cooling... to pick up her son from the bus. They didn't know how he gobbled it, so fast. SHe was mad. But when her older son went to be that night, a very fastidous boy )not a boyscout indeed) he found the roast perched cold and dead under his white sheets as he tucked himself in that night...
ReplyDeleteooohhhh.
a tale for New Years indeed!
thanks. i needed this so much.
I'm going to have to book my eye surgery and botox NOW!!! Have got a couple blog posts to do before I get to Julie Arkell!! Katoomba was enveloped in a white mist!!
ReplyDeletedog at fat camp!
ReplyDeletewell i am sending my cat there straight away after the new year.
{{ he sits down to eat
from his bowl
he is so lazy }}
i have tried to send you an email
but it would not go through
to the address you left on a comment made on my blog.
i know.
bummer.
maybe you are in the
Witness Protection Program?
(( TONS of my friend ARE ))
but anyway,
i just had to pop in
and thank you
for all the good laughs
i have received from you in 2009.
ahahahahhaahhahahaha!
+ way more!
----> :-)
when i think of YARN
i think of you!
when i think of others
who love kooky old women
i think of you!
i will STRIVE
to be a kooky old woman
in the years to come.
[[ this may come naturally ]]
oh happy day!
oh happy new year 2 U!
What a face to wake up to every morning. All the best for the new year, you three.
ReplyDeleteOh Dog, what were you thinking? Aren't we all feeling this way after the holiday feasts? ..... and another one today.
Our friends dog lifted a cooking beef roast off the Weber and ate it in 3 gulps. I'm amazed he lived to wag for many more years. One would think the heat would have fused his innards together.
Well, now we know why you call him the gorgeous one. Or do we? Poor dog with all that meat in him. Yikes! Hope 2010 brings everything and more you are wishing for. - Jeanne in Oregon
ReplyDeleteHave a very Happy Healthy and knit filled 2010. There's some very handsome faces on your blog post
ReplyDeleteI love coming to your kooky blog and getting a good laugh-- something I need in the gray gray days of winter here. my dog once ate the whole chocolate birthday cake in split seconds once--was amazed at how fast they can gulp down stuff
ReplyDeleteLoving all the gourmand dog stories!
ReplyDeleteKeep them coming!
Oh god I go AWOL from reading this blog for a bit and come back and see that picture with those teeth!
ReplyDeleteMiss you!
ReplyDeleteHarley loves company that loves to eat as she does.
ReplyDeleteThanks for making my life interesting in 2009....can you keep it up?